WTH
Ethan (to Blake): what the hell are you watching?
Me: excuse me?! What did you say???
Ethan: I said, “what the hell are you watching?”
Me: Ethan Barkley, you know better than talking like that—you need to apologize right now
Ethan: I’m sorry for saying “what the hell are you watching.”
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Speed limit
Ethan: whenever cops arent around are we supposed to go fast?
Me: er no, we are supposed to go the speed limit
Ethan: whenever cops are around we are supposed to go the slow limit
Me: Uh yes
Haha
my life in technicolor: Chase Jarvis Blog: WHATEVER MAKES YOU NERVOUS →
Whenever Michael Jordan gets on the golf course and his friends ask the stakes of the game–how much money they’re betting against one another–rumor has it that his stock response is: “Whatever makes you nervous.”
That’s what you should bet on yourself, every time. Not what makes you…
So good
my spontaneous chart doodle. it’s true!
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Okay but for real. I’m a middle child and there are seriously only about 10 pictures of me as a kid. My brother and sister each have an album. My pics are tucked at the back of theirs. I’m not saying I’m offended, cause quite frankly I don’t think there were cameras capable of handling my shenanigans as a kid, but it’s truth.
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oh my gosh, this is soooo hilarious!!! and true!
Ethan has been curious about brains, so I showed him a picture of it.
Ethan: “a brain looks like a chewed up donut”
Ethan: “did God chew the brain up?”
Ethan: “I love brains”
Ethan: “mommy I want your brain to be smart”
Ethan: “mommy, is your brain teeny tiny?”
…..hmph :p
Good Point
Ethan’s response to David telling him to eat his lasagna for dinner last night:
Ethan: “but Daddy, life’s too short, you should let me eat scrambled eggs”
Dead. Serious.
Rules
Ethan is apparently immune to the spicy-ness that is spicy cheetos
He’s sitting on the couch eating them right now…
I tried to take a picture of him eating them and he gave me a dirty face and said
E: “don’t take a picture of me”
me: “why not?”
E: “because that will be weird. only take pictures of me when I’m doing cool tricks”
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